A massive global operation consisting entirely of one person building open-source projects in a darkened room. We scale through pure willpower, excessive amounts of caffeine, and the total avoidance of sunlight.
Our cross-functional leadership team (and singular human).
Chief Meme Officer
"If it's not a GIF, it's not marketing."
Chief Everything Officer
"I also handle the Wi-Fi password."
Chief Chaos Officer
"Optimizing for maximum entropy."
Board meetings are remarkably efficient when everyone in the room shares the same nervous system. Zero bureaucracy, 100% consensus.
Our CEO, CMO, and CCO are constantly in touch. Brainstorming continues through lunch, dinner, and occasionally while sleeping.
We’ve optimized our overhead by fitting an entire executive suite into a single ergonomic chair. Peak startup lean-ness.